You wouldn't beweive what's been happening! I've been on a WOLL! I beet Hyppo two times in a row! But each one, he made me thwow up! I couldn't beweeve it! He made me soo ...sik. Wast night I ate Wamen Noodles an' Oat...meal, and den it ended up all over da ring! Dat's okay. At Bambi's dollhouse, I made Hyppo thwow up just from wooking at my vomit!

Hay hay! Wissen up, everybody! I just joined UHPW, and I'm wooking to make an IMPAKCKCKCKT! Dat's wight! I alweady won da extweme title twice, and I beat that biker, Jon Wiker a million times alweady! It's twue! ...kinda. I DID wide him wike a bwonco, though!

Then he hit me in the head, and I didn't wike it at all. I'm gonna go eat a marshmewwow sandwich now.